Things that I've learned today

Things that I have learned today:
1. It takes longer to clean my house than it does to mess it up.
2. Being a parent is harder than I ever imagined.
3. Babysitters should be able to spank! Well, maybe not...but it is nice to dream.
4. Raw zucchini smells like urine.
5. Hot lunches taste better than I remember.
6. Sometimes too much of a good thing is bad for you.
7. Bitting tongue to avoid confrontation is not my favorite thing to do.
8. 5:30 on Friday's is the best time of the week.
9. 6 cups of zucchini makes 3 huge pans of zucchini bars.
10. I am going to enjoy eating all those zucchini bars!