What the F?

Someone or something keeps stealing my shit and I am really starting to get pissed about it. Last week two of my calenders went missing. I keep all my daycare info and doctors appointments on there. I need those to do my taxes. Well, they cannot me found. Today I was going to mow the yard and I couldn't find my tennis shoes. I will need them for work tonight too. I have a really dorky pair of black tennis shoes that I can wear...but, I planed on wearing shorts because of the weather. Shorts, black tennis shoes and white socks. I will probably get fired for my hideous accessories. And of course my keys are gone too. I am hoping they are just locked in the van. D has the spare set with him at work. FYI...I am not the one who locked the doors either. AHHHH!